When Your Sex Toy Takes Control

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An Unwanted Orgasm at the Dentist

We live in an era where people don’t just carry their phones in their pockets—they also carry sex toys inside them, strategically placed and ready to deliver pleasure at the push of a discreet button. A little excitement in everyday life, they say. A bit of spice on a dull workday. Maybe even a special reward during a long meeting.

Illustration of a young woman with flushed cheeks sitting in a dentist’s chair, seemingly nervous or embarrassed, while a smiling dentist sits beside her. Dental tools and medical equipment are visible in the background.
When your dentist appointment suddenly becomes way more exciting than expected... 😳 (Image generated by ChatGPT, created by OpenAI.)

But What Happens When You’re No Longer in Control of Your Own Pleasure?

Imagine this: You’re sitting on the bus, listening to music, texting your partner. Everything is under control—until you feel it. A sudden, uncontrolled vibration. Not one you chose. Not one you wanted. But one that someone else is controlling.

The person next to you starts staring. You try to stay still, but your face has suddenly turned the same color as a boiled lobster. You fumble for your phone—turn it off, turn it off, turn it off!—but the app won’t respond. Maybe it’s crashed. Maybe someone hacked your toy. Maybe it’s that guy three seats back who looks a little too interested.

Or maybe you just forgot that your Bluetooth connection is open to everyone?


The Horror and Thrill of Technology

This isn’t just a wild fantasy scenario. We’ve already seen cases of hacked sex toys, where unauthorized users have taken control of vibration patterns, intensity—and in some cases, even used it for blackmail. Not to mention that some toys store your usage data in the cloud (!)—because what’s sexier than knowing someone in Silicon Valley has a detailed log of exactly how you like it?

And it doesn’t stop there. Imagine lying in a dentist’s chair, mouth wide open, completely vulnerable, and then... it starts. Or sitting in an important job interview, trying to explain why you’re the perfect candidate while your whole body is trembling from a force no one else in the room can see.

Smart sex toys are a revolution. But a revolution with a ticking time bomb of potentially extreme embarrassment.


How to Avoid Becoming a Public Orgasm Statistic

So, how do you make sure you don’t end up on the wrong side of a viral story? Here are some simple tips:

  • Check security – If your toy doesn’t have encryption or password protection, think twice before using it outside the safety of your home.

  • Bluetooth is not your friend – Turn off visibility when you’re not using the device. You don’t want “Per’s iPhone” suddenly connecting to you at a café.

  • Think before you buy – Don’t get sex toys from shady, unknown suppliers. If it costs $20 on Wish, there’s probably a reason for that.

  • Have an emergency plan – If things go south, you need to know how to remove it quickly without making a scene (think about this before you leave the house!).

Technology is amazing—until it isn’t. So if you’re planning to add a little extra excitement to your daily routine, make sure you are the only one with the remote control.

Otherwise, you might just become a viral sensation—for all the wrong reasons.

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